Readers from the US may not know what a Christmas cracker (or bonbon) is, so have a quick read here if you are confused. In any event, here is a list, in no particular order, of some of the terrible jokes that came out of my family’s Christmas lunch crackers this year:
- Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. - Q: What two fish are needed to make a shoe?
A: A sole and an eel - Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing. - Q: How can you tell which spiders are the trendiest?
A: They have their own websites. - Q: What button won’t you find in a tailor’s shop?
A: A belly button. - Q: What do you get when you cross a lighthouse and a chicken coop?
A: Beacon and eggs.
Bah-dum cha!