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Bad Christmas Cracker Jokes

Brad Kellett — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:13:42 +0000

Readers from the US may not know what a Christmas cracker (or bonbon) is, so have a quick read here if you are confused. In any event, here is a list, in no particular order, of some of the terrible jokes that came out of my family’s Christmas lunch crackers this year:

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: What two fish are needed to make a shoe?
A: A sole and an eel
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing.
Q: How can you tell which spiders are the trendiest?
A: They have their own websites.
Q: What button won’t you find in a tailor’s shop?
A: A belly button.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lighthouse and a chicken coop?
A: Beacon and eggs.

Bah-dum cha!

Kent’s Mock Opera

Brad Kellett — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:24:56 +0000

I have been a long time reader of Kent Newsome’s blog, since before he climbed to the influential position he is in now (yes Kent, I think you’re influential), and sometimes he pops up with a post that really makes me smile.

Kent, thanks for making me a part of your Mock Opera. True, I don’t blog too much these days, but as Richard and I discussed – if it takes two weeks to have something great to blog about hit you, then that’s just fine.

Wii vs. PS3 Spoof

Brad Kellett — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:32:54 +0000

This was on Gizmodo, so I’m sure 99% of people have seen it already, but I just have to link to this Wii vs. PS3 spoof on YouTube. And yes, we could talk all day about the social implications of a parody like this, but please: just take it on face value and have a laugh. Click on for the video.